Cook any campfire meal to perfection using this multi-tool attachment roasting stick. The practical design lets you switch between various attachments so that you can cook anything from hamburgers to marshmallows to hotdogs.

Price: $50

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Transform yourself into a legendary crime fighter with these personalized superhero figurines. Simply upload photos of your face, choose your hero name and uniform style – and you’re ready to fight crime – no spider bites or freak chemical accidents necessary.

Price: $69

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Light up your game room in true Hylian fashion with this Legend Of Zelda Triforce lamp. The Triforce emits a warm yellow glow while the engraved sides of the lamp project the iconic crest of Hyrule onto the nearby walls in your room.

Price: $64

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Keep your keys from jingling around as you walk, by placing them inside this modular multi-tool key holder. It features a pocket-knife-like design that allows you to attach your keys as well as handy tools like a pen or USB flash drive.

Price: $19.99

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In today’s shallow app-driven dating scene chivalry is a rare trait. Show your sweetheart how much you appreciate the gentlemanly behavior and restraint he showed at the beginning of your relationship with this unsolicited dick pics card.

Price: $4.25

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The ultimate transformable couch is the versatile furniture piece capable of adapting to any occasion. Available in a range of alluring color options, it can be converted into either a table, a bed, a desk, a chaise, a lounge, or an armchair depending on your needs.

Price: $3479.97

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Bring a serene dreamlike ambiance into your home by lighting your bedroom with this floating cloud lamp. This magnetically levitating cumulus cloud is embedded with small LEDs that light up the cloud in a flurry of colors and can even flash to the beat of external music.

Price: $4620

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Give your taste buds a swift kick in the ass the next time you eat by adding some TABASCO Scorpion Sauce to the mix. This tangy sauce delivers a potent flavor twenty times hotter than the original TABASCO sauce, and finishes off with a touch of sweetness.

Price: $7.98

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Add an entire new level of difficulty and realism to a classic game by playing a few rounds of Battleship floating beer pong. Simply fill up the cups with the beverage of your choice and start bombarding your enemy for a day of fun and inebriation.

Price: $20

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Cement the bond with your closest BFFs by giving them each a puzzle piece necklace. Made from stainless steel and sterling silver, each piece is personally engraved with the names of your choosing and is designed to interlock with one another.

Price: $15

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Make it rain on your opponent by dousing them with an endless barrage of projectiles using the NERF Rival Nemesis MXVII-10K blaster. This fully motorized weapon features quick-firing action and comes with an easy-loading hopper that holds up to 100 rounds.

Price: $88

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Keeping your canned beverages icy cold while you’re on-the-go is simpler than ever with this high performance ice pack. It features an ergonomic concave design that cradles the cans while they’re held together in place by a sturdy rubber band.

Price: $29

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Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a dick” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

Price: $8

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Wave goodbye to water rings for good by serving your beverage inside the floating mug. This eye-catching elegant mug features an entirely transparent glass design that connects the mug to a handy coaster through the handle to prevent water rings from forming.

Price: $17

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Bring your artistic visions to life by creating them on the Dell Canvas large scale drawing tablet. This 27″ QHD anti-glare touch screen comes with 20 points of touch recognition and features a dual-handed design that lets you sketch while simultaneously using the totem.

Price: $1799

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Use your hard earned fortune to escape the modern and hectic world by moving into a floating luxury home. It boasts two levels above the water’s surface and one below so that you can enjoy breathtaking 360 degree views of the ocean floor while you sleep.

Price: $1800000

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Get unmatched quality no matter what format you shoot by capturing it using the Canon 4K ultra high definition camcorder. It’s capable of capturing 305Mbps 4K video equally as well as still images – making it a must-have for any serious photographer.

Price: $2499.99

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Help your clothes and linens stay smelling fresh while you’re not using them by hanging up the closet air purifier. This compact device employs advanced plasma breeze ionic technology to freshen the air and eliminate musty odors.

Price: $69.99

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Turn the dead of night into the middle of the afternoon by turning on the world’s brightest flashlight. Made with a super tough military-grade aluminum frame, it is capable of producing an astounding 4100 lumens of intense white light.

Price: $214.95

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Create a loving and supportive environment for dropping a deuce by hanging up this “have a nice poop” embroidery. This bathroom must-have measures six inches across, can be customized with the color of your choosing, and is handmade with love in every stitch.

Price: $45

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Watch people make complete asses of themselves with help from these motion and voice activated prank stickers. Just place them right onto any water fountain, hand dryer, or paper towel disposer and let the show begin.

Price: $9.99

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Move around the water with minimal effort by grabbing a hold of this underwater propulsion device. This versatile device sports a slim profile that’s easy to carry and can be held in your hands or attached to a kayak, canoe, or paddle board to facilitate movement.

Price: $1406

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Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

Price: $174.99

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Avoid misplacing your things by attaching them to the everyday carry utility belt. This black bull hide leather belt comes outfitted with four military-spec pull-the-dot locking button snaps that are designed to secure everyday items like your keys, phone, and wallet.

Price: $155

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Customize almost any item on the spot using the Cubiio compact laser engraver. This compact little cube is controlled wirelessly through the accompanying app using your smartphone and can engrave all types of surfaces like felt, leather, wood, paper, and cardboard.

Price: $299

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Solve your fly problem once and for all with the BUG-A-SALT 2.0. This new and improved model uses less salt and offers MORE POWER, holding up to 80 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening.

Price: $49.95

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Cleaning years of wax buildup will be quicker and easier than ever with this automatic ear cleaning headset. The OtoSet headset delivers automated irrigation paired with a continuous suction motion that will clean out your ears in as little as 35 seconds.

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With the monthly wine club subscription box you’ll be able to taste the finest distilled grape juices from around the world without leaving your couch. Each month, you’ll receive a box with 4 wines from a selection that features over 100 varieties of wine.

Price: $52

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Save your time and your skin while giving yourself a manicure using this liquid latex. Simply paint a thin protective coat of this brightly colored latex on the skin surrounding your fingernails and you’ll be able to easily peel off excess polish once you’re done.

Price: $6.5

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Ensure a steady supply of food in the event society collapses by growing your own crops using the emergency survival seed pack. Encased inside the 15 year shelf life waterproof Mylar bag are thousands of seeds to provide you with a healthy diet year round.

Price: $16.95

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