Transform your chicken-scratch into elegant art with help from this beginner’s hand lettering kit. It comes packed with everything from a micron pen to a paintbrush and watercolor set in addition to step-by-step instructions on how to create ornate lettering.

Price: $55

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Stop using uncomfortable headphones! Now you can effortlessly listen to your music through this wireless Bluetooth beanie. This stylish garment not only keeps your head warm, but it also comes with a small internal speaker so you can conveniently listen to your tunes.

Price: $14.99

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Keep your home smelling pleasant while treating the eyes to a fair maiden of the deep using this mermaid titties incense burner. This elegant piece of home decor displays a physically gifted mermaid lying on top of a small wave-like base adorned.

Price: $25.99

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Vinyl’s recent comeback has inspired Viryl Technologies to redesign the record press for modern times. This vinyl record pressing machine allows operators to more efficiently manage and control every step of the process – from pressing to labeling.

Price: $195000

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Win the daily battle against the snooze button by upgrading to this alarm clock rug. The ingenious design forces you to place both of your feet on the soft memory foam rug for at least 3 seconds in order to turn the alarm clock off.

Price: $99

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The innovative brains over at Disney are working on a revolutionary method of power transfer. This roomscale wireless power transfer employs quasistatic cavity resonance to emit and deliver up to 1900 watts of power to charge any device in the room.

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Get on the fast track to diabeetus by spiking your sugar levels with this 5 pound gummi bear bag. This transparent bag comes jam packed with close to 1,000 colorful little Haribo gummi bears in delicious flavors like raspberry, orange, lemon, and pineapple.

Price: $9.84

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The best part of waking up isn’t a cup of Folgers – it’s this alarm clock vibrator! This bedside companion will wake you up slowly and pleasurably by stimulating your clitoris with thirty different power levels for the ultimate in precision pleasure.

Price: $99

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Make any part of your home come alive at night by creating a mystic atmosphere using these LED accent cubes. The cubes are handmade from gorgeous teak and are outfitted with internal LEDs that create an amazing glow when the lights come on.

Price: $799

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The Grid is a colorful board game that creates beautiful patterns as you play. Based on the rules of dominoes, this challenging strategy game/puzzle hybrid uses hexagonal tiles that must be matched color and height-wise to win the game.

Price: $55

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Accent your outfit with elaborate works of art by building them on this LEGO brick customizable hat. This trendy cap comes fitted with two LEGO mats over the front that can be used to construct anything your mind can imagine.

Price: $54.95

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Behold the next stage in the human laziness! This personal autonomous cargo robot will automatically follows you around as it diligently carries around all your gear in its spacious and lockable forty pound capacity storage compartment.

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Give your wardrobe a far-out makeover by making your very own tie-die with this professional quality kit. It employs the use of permanent non-fade dyes to help you create some psychedelic inspired garments that won’t fade in the washing machine.

Price: $18.5

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Have a laugh while you do your part to help your surrounding ecosystem by hanging up this unicorn head squirrel feeder. The head measures 9.5 x 10 inches and creates the illusion the squirrel has a comically sized unicorn head.

Price: $15

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Going off-the-grid is easier than ever when you hitch the ultimate adventure trailer to your trusty vehicle. Its slim design opens up to reveal everything from a pull out kitchen drawer to a bed and storage system so that you can be self sustainable for 7+ days.

Price: $27000

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Fend off boredom 90s-style by battling your friends with these vintage pogs and slammers. This nostalgic pack includes 100 never before used pogs in addition to two slammers with bitchin’ art straight from the 1990s.

Price: $14.99

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Stay protected without drawing too much attention to yourself by toting around the world’s smallest stun gun. Although it’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this tiny little guy packs a powerful 6,000,000 volt punch that’ll stop anyone on their tracks.

Price: $19.89

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The intelligent turntable revolutionizes the game by spinning around the record instead of having the record spin around on it. It plays the record smoothly while still recreating classic analog sound with the crackles and pops iconic to vinyl.

Price: $319

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Display your family’s long history in a unique visual way that keeps everything neatly organized using one of these personalized family tree posters. Each poster depicts a large tree that lets catalog every member of your clan as far back as six generations.

Price: $14.75

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Add a geeky touch to the way you save your spot in your current read by using these Pokemon tail bookmarks. Each bookmark is hand-sculpted to make it appear like a Pokemon is stuck in between the pages of your book.

Price: $25

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Give your home a magical ambiance at night by illuminating the room using these LED fairy lights. These copper wire lights are available in lengths ranging from 3 to 16.5 feet and will create a lovely warm glow that’ll complement any room in your home.

Price: $4

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Bring a little radiant color into your next smoking session by toking up on this gorgeous dichroic glass pipe. It’s handmade from thick multi colored dichroic glass that gives off an iridescent shine that’ll captivate the eyes.

Price: $69.99

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The Adjustable Bag is a multi-size, multi-function, collapsible bag. With 3 sizes and 12 configurations, its ingenious design can cater to your specific travel needs – so that it can be used for anything from a short weekend trip to a longer journey.

Price: $89

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Capture any moment in a flash using this cardboard vintage instant camera. Made entirely from cardboard, it employs zero electronics and lets you customize aspects like aperture and lens position so that you can capture pictures and instantly print them.

Price: $38

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Bathe your cozy patio in vibrant lighting by bringing in this stunning rainbow lamp. The lamp is custom made using a lovely vintage glass punch cup that has been hand painted with a vibrant rainbow design that projects a multi-colored glow when illuminated.

Price: $45

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Improve the health of your skin by cutting out 99% of chlorine and chemicals using this water filtering shower head. Apart from filtering your bath water, it features five powerful spray settings and comes in an elegant chrome finish.

Price: $29.99

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In Japan, Kit Kat is paying tribute to the country’s famous dish with these Kit Kat sushi bars. For a limited time only, Kit Kat is releasing three sushi inspired flavors such as salmon (raspberry), egg (pumpkin), and sea urchin (mascarpone cheese).

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Get an added dose of testosterone in the mornings by scrubbing your manly body clean using this big ass brick of soap. Designed to meet the standards of hard working men, it comes with steel cut grains for added grip and features a fresh scent with a hint of grass.

Price: $10.06

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Avoid tossing and turning while you slumber by placing your body in the ideal position using this side sleep wedge pillow. Made with four types of foam, the design allows you to sleep comfortably on your side without risking arm or shoulder pain.

Price: $219

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Turn your favorite toy into your favorite fashion accessory by toting around the LEGO purse. This unique piece is made using brand new never before played with vibrant LEGO bricks assembled together in eye-catching and fashionable designs.

Price: $790

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