Class up your humble abode’s decor with a little handcrafted art by placing this shitty origami on display. You’ll be able to choose from contemporary classics like “rice pilaf pug”, “teabag tramp”, and “butter box pyramid”.

Price: $85

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Keep laundry room mishaps from ruining your clothes for good by reversing the shrinking process with this unshrinking clothing solution. It’s specially formulated to unshrink cashmere, wool, and wool blend garments in as little as thirty minutes.

Price: $11.99

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Quell your pizza craving by keeping a delicious slice handy using this portable pizza pouch. The triangular plastic pouch features a convenient strap so you can use it like a necklace and a sturdy zip lock seal to ensure the slice stays fresh.

Price: $8

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If you believe beauty lies in imperfection, then feast your eyes on this blazing fire acrylic glass/wood lamp. Each unique piece is masterfully handmade and seamlessly merges premium Oak wood with an acrylic glass top that’s two times stronger than concrete.

Price: $813.06

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Behold the future of luggage – the autonomous auto-following smart suitcase! It features a compact carry-on size, it can detect and intelligently move around obstacles, and it can travel at speeds of up to 4.5 mph while lasting for 12.5 hours when fully charged.

Price: $499

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Design the room of your dreams using nothing more than your creativity and these modular LEGO-like building blocks. These durable weatherproof blocks come in various sizes and colors – allowing you to build anything from desks and chairs to fun props and toys.

Price: $29

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Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Price: $22.78

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Commemorate the brave tauntaun that gave his life for Luke on the ice planet Hoth by hanging up this life size tauntaun head prop. It’s masterfully handcrafted with movie accurate details that include resin cast horns, soft faux fur, and realistic snow detailing.

Price: $1999.95

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Marvel at the beauty of geometry by feasting your eyes on this small icosahedron. This twenty faced polyhedron is crafted with utmost precision and can project a memorizing kaleidoscopic effect onto the walls when you hold it up to the light.

Price: $500

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Handle any type of situation that may arise in the wilderness by keeping the off grid survival axe by your side. Despite its compact size, it sports a sturdy construction and comes with over 30 unique features like a glass breaker, a hammer head, and a fold-out saw.

Price: $69.95

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One universal truth exists in this world – folding laundry sucks. But now you can stop subjecting yourself to this barbaric task by buying this automatic laundry folding machine. Simply clip your garments onto its rotating rack, and sit back as the machine does all the work.

Price: $850

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Can’t wait for the zombie apocalypse to hit? Neither can we! Thankfully you can appease your appetite for living day to day, constructing fortresses, and killing zombies with this one of a kind zombie survival experience in a shopping mall using airsoft guns.

Price: $225

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Just when you thought you had tasted every variety of chocolate in the world, the Berry Callebaut Group in Zurich has introduced a new fourth category – ruby chocolate. It’s produced from the ruby cocoa bean that’s famous for its unique intense taste and reddish hue.

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Maximize your chance of finding “love” in this shallow digital age by equipping your smartphone with Tinda Finger – the automatic Tinder swiping robot. Just plug it in and it will tirelessly swipe right on each new person – guaranteeing somebody will match you back.

Price: $9.5

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Step into The Futureâ„¢ of lawn care by getting yourself one of these smart automatic lawn mowers. It works in rain or shine, on smooth or rough terrain, on slopes up to 35 degrees, and automatically returns to its charging station after finishing the job.

Price: $2999.95

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Feed your need for everything fishing related by subscribing to Mystery Tackle Box. Use code BROKE for $10.00 off your first order. Every month you’ll receive a hand-selected box full of hard baits and soft plastics from top brands, plus discounts on new products!

Price: $15

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Take cubicle warfare to the next level by unleashing a barrage of rubbery pain with this rubber band machine gun. This finely crafted wooden gun, holds up to 900 bands at once and comes with an on-board 6 volt electric motor that shoots 16 rubber bands per second.

Price: $375

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Let others know you’ve officially thrown in the towel by dressing up in this “I Have Given Up” sweat suit. This matching sweat shirt and pants combo is ultra comfy and stain resistant – which is great because they’re all you’ll probably ever wear anymore.

Price: $25

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Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

Price: $25

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Move through the water like an enchanting mythical creature by diving in with this mermaid tail swimsuit. While its design may render you motionless on land, the huge vibrantly colored fin will have you swimming faster than ever before.

Price: $139

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Spark up in true secret agent fashion by lighting your cigarettes with this 007 James Bond Spectre lighter. It’s designed exactly like the one featured in the film and comes with a bullet hole at the center and a secret compartment ideal for storing small items.

Price: $1595

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Pay homage to your favorite mutant by storing your razor sharp cutlery in this Wolverine claws steak knife holder. The closed fist design gives the impression that your steak knives are actually Wolverine’s indestructible Adamantium claws.

Price: $39.95

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Ensure your little aquatic eco-system remains squeaky clean 24/7 by placing the MOAI robotic aquarium cleaner on the job. Apart from its cleaning capabilities, this WiFi enabled robot comes with an onboard camera that lets you stream live footage straight to your phone.

Price: $199

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Make your office chair glide seamlessly throughout your office by replacing those cheap plastic wheels with these sleek rollerblade wheels. They’re able to support up to 400 pounds and provide a quiet and smooth glide over both carpet and tile floors.

Price: $23.45

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Add brilliant color to your outfit by transforming your plain legs into gorgeous mermaid fins by slipping into a pair of these tights. They feature whimsical pastel color schemes and are decorated with brightly colored accents that resemble scales.

Price: $32

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Keep your gums and teeth healthy without putting any toxic ingredients into your mouth by brushing with this all natural charcoal teeth whitening toothpaste. With organic ingredients like bamboo charcoal, this unique toothpaste will safely remove years of stains.

Price: $14.99

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Discreetly carry all your gear without needing a cumbersome backpack by wearing this concealed pockets jacket. It comes with a range of differently sized pockets all over the torso with enough room to carry passports, cell phones, and tablets.

Price: $180

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This one of a kind liquid display clock lets you watch time flow seamlessly from one minute to the next. This unique timepiece utilizes small built-in magnetic tumblers that arrange the floating black goo to display the time of day.

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Make your dishes and baked goods more mouth-watering than ever by adding some spray-on pumpkin spice into the mix. This dry spice alternative spray features no chemical additives and can be sprayed on everything from pancakes to muffins to cookies.

Price: $7.53

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Explore the correlation of ideal human proportions with this Vitruvian man action figure. He comes with articulated joints so you can place him in a variety of positions, and features a paint job that makes it seem like he was torn directly out of da Vinci’s sketchbook.

Price: $59

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Stay warm and cozy on cold game days by wrapping yourself up in this cordless heated stadium blanket. This large blanket comes with a lightweight built-in battery pack that quickly heats up the blanket to temperatures of 110 degrees Fahrenheit.

Price: $199.95

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Aire is the self-flying robotic home assistant capable of responding to voice commands and providing around the clock security for your home. It comes with multiple onboard cameras, advanced flight sensors, and features quiet concealed propellers ideal for indoor flight.

Price: $699

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Add a stylish rustic touch to any part of your home by placing these large hexagon shelves on your wall. Handcrafted from Scotts pine, they can be hung individually or placed side by side to create a honeycomb structure for added storage space.

Price: $31.58

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Look like the most dapper reincarnation of the iconic Time Lord by dressing up in this Doctor Who TARDIS suit. The exterior of this electric blue suit comes outfitted with series-accurate accents on the jacket as well as a fully colored graphic of the time machine’s interior.

Price: $149

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Make a night of solitary drinking feel a little less lonely by serving your feline drinking buddy some wine for cats. This cleverly named White Kittendel is a delicious natural beverage made from organic beets, valerian root, and herbs like cat nip.

Price: $13.47

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What better way to spend the holiday season than by following John McClane on his latest adventure in A Die Hard Christmas book. You’ll follow the iconic action hero as he tries to rescue his wife and her coworkers when their holiday party turns into a deadly hostage situation.

Price: $11

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In these trying economic times, it’s more important than ever to make wise investment decisions – that’s why you need to purchase your plot of land on the Sun before there’s no more space left on our solar system’s hottest property.

Price: $14.95

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