Give your furry family member the recognition he deserves by immortalizing his likeness with a custom pet portrait. Simply upload your favorite photo of your pet and watch as your canine/feline friend goes from beast to masterpiece.

Price: $99

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Protect your data from prying eyes by storing it in the mechanical combination lock USB drive. Engineered in accordance from sketches by Leonardo da Vinci, your information remains guarded by a 5 digit combination lock that’s nearly impossible to crack.

Price: $49.99

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Straight out of bat country comes a surreal piece of art for your cinematic collection – the Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas movie sculpture. The iconic movie poster of the cult film comes alive as it’s masterfully recreated from silicone.

Price: $9800

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Be prepared for any alcoholic beverage that comes your way by having this shot in the pint drinking glass gripped firmly in your hand. It stands 7 inches tall and offers both a 16 ounce pint glass ideal for beer and a 2 ounce shot glass when you flip it over.

Price: $19.95

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Make your feline friend purr with joy by moving him into one of these fairy tale cat cave houses. Each house offers a whimsical Dr. Seuss inspired designs that is complemented with wild and vivid color schemes and designs.

Price: $60

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Keep your vast collection of shoes from overtaking your closet by organizing them on this revolving shoe rack. The tall vertical design offers twenty-three shelves on which you can store your entire shoe collection using a fraction of closet space.

Price: $2690

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Melt your cares away by getting lost in a big veiny triumphant bastard while coloring inside this Cocktastic coloring book. Each page depicts a different black and white illustration of a one-eyed monster that has been inspired by actual masterpieces.

Price: $4.99

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Add some actual functionality to your stress-relief toy with this bottle opener hand fidget spinner. The insanely popular spinner features a curved design that allows you to pop open beverages using its stainless steel legs.

Price: $19.99

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Smooth and healthy skin is just one awesome yet freaky face mask away when using this Korean fluffy bubble face mask. It creates a thick grey foam when lathered on that helps to exfoliate pores, so your skin looks young and radiant.

Price: $10.8

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Ensure project jobs run smoothly by remaining connected to your team at all times through this wearable group communication device. Using this Star Trek inspired device you’ll be able to stay in touch with an entire group at the push of a button.

Price: $199.99

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Take the guess work out of your next renovation project by using this DIY smartphone stud finder. It employs technology originally used to detect breast cancer to look inside your wall and allow you to see any pipes, wires, and even termites.

Price: $169

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Set your geeky ride apart from the rest by spicing up its decor using this Chewbacca seatbelt cover. Handmade from faux fur and high quality marine vinyl, it’s UV resistant and makes you look like a Wookie as you are driving around town.

Price: $20

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If you own a vehicle and value your life, there’s no excuse for not owning this 3-in-1 emergency car tool. This indispensable tool offers a seat belt cutter, a tungsten window breaking tip, and a handy flashlight so that you can illuminate the dark.

Price: $49.97

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Give your offspring’s wardrobe a much needed power up with these superhero onesies. Instead of cutesy little animals, these handmade onesies come designed like the uniforms of various iconic heroes such as Han Solo, Captain Planet, or the Power Rangers.

Price: $24.99

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Grow a garden’s worth of different plants using a fraction of the space by planting them inside this 50 plant container garden tower. The cylindrical tower structure offers large pocket openings for easy planting and can retain up to 14 gallons of water.

Price: $389

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Get a fish’s perspective of the ocean by dropping in this bionic wireless underwater fish drone. This fish shaped drone comes with a 4K camera along with features like automated balance and obstacle avoidance to minimize underwater collisions.

Price: $599.99

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Take laziness to new levels by staying in bed all day with the sleeping desk workstation. This handy little device boasts a sturdy aluminum alloy frame that adjusts to the ideal position so that you can comfortably use your laptop while laying down.

Price: $189.99

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These incredible sound wave tattoos let you turn up to a minute of your recorded audio into a unique and cool tat that you can actually listen to by scanning it with the accompanying app using your smartphone – provided the tattoo is done by a licensed artist.

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Animate your plain appearance by spicing up your wardrobe with these colorful cartoon bags. These unique vibrant bags feature an eye catching design that creates the illusion you’re carrying your stuff around in a giant 2D cartoon purse.

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Turn your feline into the furriest Time Lord this side of the pond by moving him into this cardboard TARDIS cat house. It’s made from 100% recyclable corrugated cardboard and is styled like a mini TARDIS – complete with windows and the iconic blue “police box” sign.

Price: $55

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Quit stuffing your body with processed crap and start fueling yourself right with these whole food protein bars. Each 12 gram bar is made using whole foods like cashews, dates, eggs, and almonds – and comes in delicious flavors like apple cinnamon and chocolate.

Price: $25.99

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We like the 3D book of big butts and we cannot lie. For those who appreciate out this world onion bootys this book will not disappoint. These perfectly formed derrieres bulge off the page and seductively wag from side to side as you turn the pages.

Price: $30.26

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1.5 seconds. That’s how long it takes the Daymak C5 Blast to go from 0-60 miles per hour. It harnesses the power of a 2,400-Wh lithium-ion battery and the torque of 4 electric motors, making it the world’s fastest consumer go-kart.

Price: $60000

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Avoid unpleasant situations while walking ill-tempered Rex around town with the color coded dog leashes. The leashes comfortably fit your canine around the chest and sport informative messages to let others know if your animal is safe to pet or not.

Price: $12.33

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Commemorate one of the most daring evasive maneuvers in intergalactic flight history with the Millennium Falcon asteroid coffee table. The base of the table masterfully depicts the scene where Han flies into an asteroid belt to escape the Imperial Fleet.

Price: $6499

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After years of settling for beer that only tastes like piss, now you can enjoy the real thing by popping open this beer made from actual recycled urine. This Bear Grylls approved brew features a rich golden yellow hue and delivers a potent and semi-acidic taste.

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Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.

Price: $17.99

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Give Mr. Whiskers the secluded lounge area he deserves by installing the cat bridge in your home. This handmade item offers your kitty cat a secure spot to relax in – or even re-enact your favorite scenes from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Price: $150

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Give a gift that keeps on giving by wrapping it in this plantable flower seed wrapping paper. The set comes with four 24″ x 36″ lavender, blue, and ivory colored sheets embedded with seeds that sprout in just a few days of being watered and placed in soil.

Price: $12.99

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Let your submissive know who’s in charge in the bedroom by spicing up your love life with this pentagram leather harness. This unholy little number is crafted from black leather and accented with a hellish satanic looking cat at the center.

Price: $150

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Ensure your lovely floral arrangement looks fresh for days by placing it inside this life extending flower vase. The vase contains a thermal conductor that helps keep the water cool to prevent algae from forming and causing the flowers to wilt.

Price: $249.95

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The world’s smallest Rubik’s cube is so tiny you’ll be able to take this challenging brain teaser anywhere. This fully functional mini cube measures around 2 inches on each side and comes styled with the same color scheme as its regular sized counterpart.

Price: $8.01

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Achieve unheard of accuracy out on the battlefield by taking down the enemy with a paintball bow. Unlike a noisy paintball marker, this bow allows you to sneak up to your opponent and take them out silently with extreme precision.

Price: $861.77

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Help ensure your elaborate proposal catches your future spouse completely off guard by keeping the ring concealed in the slim engagement ring case. Now rather than dealing with a clunky box, you’ll be able to effortlessly hide the ring in almost any pocket.

Price: $99

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Suit up to battle the villains in your nightmares by donning the wearable superhero sleeping bags. These stylish superhero themed sleeping bags allow you and a couple of buddies to form your very own crime fighting squad during your next slumber party.

Price: $149.99

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Create a fully immersive experience when watching your favorite flicks by installing this responsive TV LED backlighting kit. It enhances your viewing experience by projecting a dynamic glow of light on every side of your screen to create a theater-like effect.

Price: $75

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Convert your favorite captured moments into drawings you can treasure forever by getting them made into a customized coloring book. Each 5 page book is made from high quality paper using the photos that you send in – so that you can bring them to life with color.

Price: $32.5

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Rev up your humble abode’s decor by parking one of these refurbished car couches in your living room. Each quirky couch is expertly made using the body of an old salvaged car that is complemented with a comfy and stylish leather seating.

Price: $2277.9

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With the folding Ray-Ban sunglasses you’ll be able to stay stylish and protected from the blinding sun without over-encumbering your purse or pockets. It’s the classic Wayfarer glasses that you love with a twist – the frame folds in half for quick and convenient storage.

Price: $119.49

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Turn almost any vertical surface into a mobile office using the window mounted standing desk. It employs a vacuum lever design that works on all types of walls and windows – and is strong enough to handle over a forty pound load.

Price: $199

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Cut out the middle man by growing some premium medicine from the comfort of home using this cannabis grow system. This compact gadget fits easily in any room and allows you to constantly monitor your plants for premium results.

Price: $1500

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Avoid polluting waterways with fleece and microfiber by dropping this microfiber catching laundry ball in with your load. The ball swooshes around in the laundry, allowing water to flow through while collecting and trapping small pieces of microfiber.

Price: $20

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Instantly improve any dish by dousing it with this hot cheese dispensing gun. After filling the hollow cartridge with your favorite cheese, the gun will quickly heat up and melt the cheese so that you can easily spray it over any dish, or simply create fun cheesy doodles.

Price: $25

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Capture amazing underwater footage without having to personally jump into the freezing water by sending in this submersible underwater drone. It comes with a 4K camera, features a horizontal range of 1,640 feet and can dive to depths of 328 feet.

Price: $625

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Live out your wildest nightmares by spending a few nights at the horror movie survival camp out. You’ll be able to connect with nature while finally settling the debate of which friend in your group would be least likely to survive in a horror flick.

Price: $231

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Who says only jocks get to wear jerseys? With everything from Harry Potter to Doctor Who to Game Of Thrones, these geeky jerseys allow even the most athletically challenged individuals to represent their favorite TV shows, video games, movies, and more!

Price: $99

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Turn your shower into a hygienic karaoke bar with the wireless speaker shower head. As you lather up and rinse off under this soothing rainhead shower head, the built-in speaker will keep the tunes blasting and the beat bumping.

Price: $147.31

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Let your beloved animal live on eternally as a mighty tree using this biodegradable pet urn tree kit. No one can replace your best friend, but instead of looking over a grim burial site, you’ll be able to remember them fondly as you gaze over at the majestic tree.

Price: $110.95

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Do you love tetanus shots? If so, you’ll love showering with these rusty razor blades wedged inside of a soap bar! These custom glycerin soaps features a sharp razor blade lodged in the middle that’ll keep you on your toes as you clean your more intimate areas.

Price: $8

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Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

Price: $15.97

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